snack time!
Friday, February 20
lol today's snack time was a total joke :P
i'm sure all you acsi students know by now that the school implemented the snack time for us 'growing hungry boys', limiting our food items to granola bars, muesli bars, nuts and such. but apparently a lot of teachers dont know what we're allowed to bring :P
of course every class stretches the rules to bring in stuff like biscuits, mamee, sweets, stick biscuits, and cassava chips from the bean thing for snack time, but i dont think anyone goes as far as to bring DURIAN to class for snack time lol!
so today our wonderful keymaster darren brought in a pack of durian of all things. in the morning before assembly, the smell started to diffuse in the class, and we quickly had to shift it into jonathan's locker. but of course, we know how pungent durian is, and the smell continued to linger in the air.
so when bunny came in during contact time, she commented, "hmm, the class smells different." then i said, "yea we sprayed air freshener madam!" and she was like, "oh really?" hahaha she totally believed me! i thought she'd give me her usual 'yea right' look but she really believe it hahaha! looks like bunnies' noses arent very sharp!
after contact time, our mud teacher walked in and immediately said, "wah, you all eating durian AH?" right on the dot man! but other than her nose, shes probably quite useless in everything anyway.
and finally after the first 2 period lasting 1h 20min, with windows open slightly, the durian smell was gone. so we left the class for recess, and we were greeted with another blast of durian smell outside the class! as we all know very well, our lockers arent airtight. so the smell of the durian had diffused out through the spaces and was now filling the corridor hohoho! i'm sure poor jonathan's locker must have had a stench for quite a while XD so this went through the whole day with people from other classes occasionally commenting on the durian smell when they walked pass, leaving us sniggering as we heard them.
so then came the fated chinese lesson when snack time was supposed to take place. everyone came back from the comp labs late, being greeted by the sight of our lovely chinese teacher waiting at the door of our locked class. once we stepped in, everyone swarmed around her and started yelling 'SNACK TIME LAO SHI!' and she gave it without questioning the legibility of our claim. so everyone dished our their snacks from under the tables, while darren went out to get his whole bag of durians and cup noodles, which we couldnt eat cos we didnt have any hot water.
so we put the pack of durian at the back of the class, and we all continually pinched off the moist yellow flesh and sucked it off our fingers with glee. then darren even had the cheek to ask our teacher whether she wanted some haha! and she just said nicely that she likes durian, but she just didnt want to eat it there and then XD she really didnt seem to find any fault with us eating this smelly tropical fruit during her lesson lol!
so darren wanted to make sure she really was clueless, and went to ask her if she knew whether durians were allowed during snack time. and she said she had no idea, and that she'd ask bunny! oh noes! total plan backfire! so darren had to quickly persuade and convince her that durians were indeed allowed, citing that consuming such food didnt disrupt the lesson at all :D so after quite a while, she finally conceeded. mega phew. i dont know how dead we'd be if she actually asked bunny and told her we ate durians in class... i think bunny would have blasted us upside down, and then the whole snack time ideology would be completely eradicated from our school system within the same week of its implementation.
heh i wonder what trick darren has next up his sleeve! i'm interested to see what other stunt he can pull of though :D totally memorable stuff he does XD
and i will end this post with a famous quote of darren's.
"Do you know the earth is a triangle?"
AMEN;
9:02 pm
